This is a powerful index that unlocks the path for skiptracing some of the most high profile PDFiles on the planet.

Disclaimer: As usual all responsibilities for the use or misuse of this artifact are transferred at the time of purchase. What you do with the information is entirely your responsibility.

Why would you want a slime mold? Slime molds are very intelligent they’re able to solve mazes and other complex tasks that seem impossible for their size. They even surprise researchers with their ingenuity finding and creating short cuts around under and through the mazes instead of taking the long way around. Some people keep them as pets and make time lapse videos of the clever problem solving capabilities that these little guys seem to possess. If you leave them alone long enough they may even attempt to escape their habitat. As a pet they’re very low maintenance and like a wide variety of different food types they will travel towards foods that they like and away from foods that they don’t.

Disclaimer: None is needed this artifact is not dangerous to humans, they can however be quite distracting please refrain from using them while driving and watch your step. These are compatible with all known artifact and entity types except for exotic vehicles. May have amplifying effects with nootropics and recreational mimetic compounds especially ones with an indole ring structure.

Please note: The anomalous properties require a specific set of conditions to be met. The inner lenses must be on the red setting and the visor must be down. The effects are highly dependent on ambient lighting conditions and time exposure. Generally low visibility twilight conditions are when the effects are most intense. The effects are time and location dependent if you’re in a spooky situation to begin with these will greatly amplify the experience. Caution: The effects are cumulative and very difficult to cope with. These are positively awful, like something straight out of the necronomicon. These have a weird memory effect, what you don’t see may very well be able to see you, and they are more than capable of entering your dreams.

Disclaimer: All rights and responsibilities for the use or misuse of this artifact are transferred at the time purchase. For practical purposes these are a class 4 eldritch artifact with very real potential to cause significant psychological distress. (As eldritch artifacts often do.) Experiments involving using these in conjunction with with other eldritch artifacts such as the necronomicon are best left to trained professionals. You have been warned. As always the usual return policy stands, our liability is as follows: No time limits on returns, full refunds are available at anytime minus return shipping. As always if you encounter high strangeness (Which is very likely.) please contact us immediately as it’s highly valuable to our research.

Operating conditions: Anomalous properties are most likely to be encountered in low light, high stress environments. Such as the middle of a war or in haunted locations. These are designed to take advantage of macro scale quantum mechanics, namely the observer effect and the Heisenberg uncertainty principal. Operationally speaking the less certain you are about what it is you’re seeing the more potent the anomalous effects become. The practical upshot of this is that they’re relatively benign in daylight conditions.

Disclaimer: This artifact is not compatible with products manufactured by Umbrella labs or any of it’s subsidiaries. It should not be used in conjunction with temporal anomalies nor time travel SCP’s. This artifact should not be used in rituals involving twilight zone anomalies. It is relatively benign with eldritch or enochian artifacts. It may have amplifying effects on aquatic artifacts especially those of Atlantian or Posidinite design. It may have amplifying effects on Hawaiian or Gaelic artifacts especially leyline markers. As usual all rights and responsibilities for the use or misuse of this artifact are transferred at the time of purchase. If this artifact begins to exhibit anomalous properties please contact us immediately as it’s likely highly valuable to our research.